@thejoelstein: 4-yr-old son gave smartest answer ever to "How do you know if something is art?" "People tell you."
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@bourgeoisalien: I want a bouncy house at my funeral. And I want to be in it, too. When all my friends jump, my lifeless body will bounce with them. What fun
@krisv_723: When I find myself in times of trouble. Mother Mary comes to me. That's how I know the meds aren't working.
@UnFitz: My body is a temple. My mind is a comedy club. My apartment is a landfill. My car is a fast food restaurant. I could do this all day.