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@iinkedZombie: 5: "I'm so tough because I NEVER cry!"

Me: "What?! You were crying about spiders earlier."

5: *cries* "BUT THEY HAVE 8 LEGS!"

5: “I’m so tough because I NEVER cry!” Me: “What?! You were crying about spiders earlier.” 5: *cries* “BUT THEY HAVE 8 LEGS!”
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