Me to Copilot: Does “d73H” mean anything to you?
Copilot: Hmm… No. Why?
Me: That nerd down there on the beach seems to think it does.
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Know Your Time-Related Abbreviations
B.C. – before christ
A.D. – after dhrist
A.M. – after midnight
P.M. – pefore midnight
There’s no law that says you can’t use a tiny pancake as an eyepatch.
*Hums Every Breath You Take in grocery line
*Gets arrested for stalking 3 people
Did you try turning your relationship off and then back on again?
Dad: I had a son once
Stranger: what happened to him?
D: he touched the thermostat
Kid: dad, I’m like right here
D: you hear something?
I’ve started replacing “yes” with “sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.”
Today I found out my nephew is scared of the vacuum..
Today I also found out I have a very dark cruel evil side to me..
WHAT IS HAPPENING.
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