the only way to save the bees is by beeing fiscally responsible. don’t spend the bees faster than you earn them. start a bee savings account. set yourself a bee budget
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I’m on the fence about whether to continue spying on my next door neighbours.
LITTLE BO PEEP: I’ve lost my sheep! I can’t remember where to find them!
DOCTOR: Sounds like Lambnesia
My friend’s company gave harmonica keychains to the kids at the family holiday party because they apparently want their employees to hate being at home more than they hate being at work.
My dog and I play this game, it’s called What Are You Chewing On Now?… it goes both ways
As a baby I took my son Caden to the park. Other kids there were Aiden Jayden Brayden & Ben. The parents that named Ben should get an award.
Saddest three words: hollow chocolate bunny
Throw it against the wall and see if it sticks: good advice for cooks, great advice for Spiderman’s taxidermist.
toddler: How do you spell “Elmo”?
me: “E”
toddler: “E” like “elephant”
me: Very good! “L”
toddler: “L” like “elephant”
me:
toddler:
me: “M”
toddler: “M” like “elephant”
me: Shit
toddler: “Shit” like “elephant”
Absolutely travel with kids. It’s important they experience begging to watch their iPad in new environments
three old people next to me at this coffee shop hanging out and catching up. one of them says “your daughter is doing well? has her ducks all in a row?” and the other says “welllll there’s a few geese in there” and all three of them laughed until they cried. gasping for air.
Just called the fire department to tell them that dogs pee on fire hydrants so they should probably all wash their hands.
To the person that stole my glasses.
I will find you, I have contacts.
No you shut up 😂🥳
I got my husband to marry me 51 days after we met. Today is our 20th Anniversary and I think he’s still wondering what the hell happened.
How much for the horse tornado?
Sir, that’s a carousel.
I must have it.
ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE?
“Haha a man obviously”
*Detective places cheese on table*
*suspect starts to sweat*
sometimes. i will yawn really big. and soon after. the human will also yawn. i have yet to decide. what to do with my powers
Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
[meets someone on the internet a day younger than me] my child go and live
ME: *sighs* yep, story of my life
EDITOR: please stop saying that every time you hand me a draft of your autobiography
Walmart flexes on me by putting two gallons of milk and a cantaloupe in one bag and a single taco seasoning packet in another.
My pet snake took my kid’s disappearance so hard, he’s gained 110 lbs since last week.
Happy mothers day to all the moms out there.
It’s amazing how eating such a small amount of dog food can cause such a large amount of concern from the people at the pet store.
The people naming dinosaurs should teach the people naming hurricanes how to name stuff.
A burrito.. in a bowl? Sure that sounds great! And while you’re at it, why don’t you rip the blankets off me while I sleep, u piece of shit
Dance like nobody’s watching.
Do the dishes like nobody’s watching.
Change into that robe like nobody’s watching. No, the other one.
My favorite Yoga Pose is the Upward Facing Couch Potato.
Kellogg’s CEO just sent a company wide email telling all employees they have till 5pm tomorrow to decide if theyre ready to go ‘coocoo for cocoa puffs’ or take severance
At this point, I think the people on “The Walking Dead” are trying to bore the zombies into not biting them.