@sfreeze6

A boycott is just a smaller version of a manbed.

A boycott is just a smaller version of a manbed.

- @sfreeze6

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@MolotovJohnny

Why does it jump from 2% milk all the way to whole milk?

Maybe I just want 47% milk…

@Chalupanati

*PLOT TWIST*
Breaking Bad last ep.
Walt takes off the mask to reveal he was Dwayne Johnson

The world finally knows what the Rock was cookin

@Cheeseboy22

Just purchased one of those wigs that lawyers in England wear to put on when I have an argument with my wife.

@wendchymes

If my boyfriend really cared about me, he’d stop being imaginary…

@GingerHotDish

My therapist says I should delete my account and meet real people, but she’s still on Facebook so what does she know.

@DavidKinney

If I am ever killed by a koala bear, I hope whoever finds me just tells people I was killed by a bear

@BrucioMcCulloch

I DO love to rush breathlessly into Starbucks and scream “Is anyone in here writing a screen play? We need one! This is an emergency!”

@JermHimselfish

My sense of humor is so dark that my grandmother would have been very unhappy if my sister went on a date with it.

@Gilapfeffer

I’ve never been donkey-kicked in the face before, but I have walked past my teenage son who just applied “one spray” of cologne, so same.