@Jennabear32819: A cop pulled me over and said ''Papers...'' So I said, ''Scissors, I win!'' and drove off like a boss!
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@ArfMeasures: [Party] Me: so I went to the corner shop...and bought 4 corners hahaha Colonel Mustard *jumps up* can you join me in the study? Me: Yeah why? Colonel Mustard *picking up candlestick* just come now
@the_hawlk: TEACHER: what's your favorite color? ME: my favorite color is turkwoyse TEACHER: spell it ME: actually my favorite color is red