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*Writes a song for you*
*Sings it under your bedroom window*
*You call the cops*
*Your husband falls in love with me*
Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate.
“It’s all smoke and mirrors” he said, describing his various drug habits.
Lick it. LICK IT FASTER!
– parents who let their kids have ice cream cones in the car
Batman cuts off a seemingly innocuous driver in the Batmobile, only to deal with the driver later, with the help of Superman #ChangingBanes
This frozen meal expects me to know what wattage my microwave is like I’m some kind of wizard.
“We’re still looking for a side project”
Tornado: *raises hand* we could flip houses
“We’ve been over this, it’s not what you think it is”
Hamsters are, disappointingly, not made of ham
I started an organization for the ethical treatment of plants.
Because we shouldn’t eat the things that make oxygen.
Your move Vegans