A Dutch way of saying “we’re on it” or “we’ll take care of that for you” is we zullen dat varkentje wel even wassen. It means “we will certainly get that piglet washed”
* read on for more porcine phrases from around the world (a big pig thread)…
You Might Also Like
Me: they call me Fred Flintstone
Her: *annoyed* because you can make my bed rock?
Me: because you’re gonna turn me down and I’ll have to yabba dabba do it myself
It’s Election Eve, Not Election and Steve!
There’s only one good girl here!
My husband was just rude to me and I said that I’m going to punish him and he got all excited but like I don’t even know why he’s so excited to do my Calculus homework
My wife has hidden my new lion tamer outfit because apparently I’m “just being stupid”.
Well she’ll be the one who looks stupid once our new lion arrives.
I was getting my haircut during a trip to Vancouver when a fellow customer overheard me say where I lived.
“While visiting Japan recently, I recently met a guy from your town.”
I jokingly asked if it happened to be my friend, as he had also recently been to Japan.
It was.
I honestly don’t have time for subtweets.
Especially from you-know-who.
I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they cant understand.
[Using raccoons for a heist]
Pros:
• stealthy
• tiny hands
• no fingerprints
• blend in with the dark
• attracted to shiny things
• already have the outfitCons:
• distracted by shiny things
• not great with directions
• poor traffic safety
[walking dog in park]
girl: “awww, he’s cute.. whats his name?”
dog: “keith”
[me and the dog high five]
I got this box of water on my flight last night. It is not better. It tastes like a petting zoo
When someone asks if I have any hobbies
It’s so cold today, I just grabbed the first 2 kids that got off the bus.
They look like nice kids, the redhead seems a little feisty.
turtle after a first date: want to walk me home well this is me
The only way Congress will ever pass common sense gun control is if they’re threatened at gunpoint
Ok parents who have really clean houses, do you have outdoor pets and outdoor kids? How does this work?
Me: Well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.
Him: Please, call me James.
Maybe Gotye was an actual goat that sold it’s soul for the chance to be a human with a hit song and now he is back to just being a goat
What is the German word for being sad that you finished all the food
stop asking if your body is ready for the beach and start asking if the beach is ready for your body
The kids complained that I was making them run laps around the house for exercise, so now they’re running laps with a vacuum cleaner.
There is no greater evil in this world than somebody who DMs you a picture of their moist slice of cake…knowing that you have no cake.
Me: haha why would I stop eating cheese because of what you heard in a horoscope
Doctor: stethoscope
be the person your targeted ads think you should be
Enter Sandman is my favourite song about why I don’t have sex on the beach.
[pours a bag of sugar over a tire fire]
hmmm
[tastes remnants]
i think i’ll call it… Twizzlers
There’s nothing more difficult than trying to convince a narcissist that you don’t like them.
[creating pandas]
Angel: How about a cute looking bear thats shit at sex?
God: Make it black & white we’re running low on colours.
I’d like to learn a second language. I’ve narrowed it down to either Spanish or Canadian.
Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.