How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
A friend’s father had been using LOL to mean lots of love. This explained such messages as “Your grandmother’s in the hospital. LOL.”
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Me: did I pass?
Driving instructor: *swimming away* no
year 39, month 3: woke up a sentient tangle of meat and calcium again
Nothing is as heavy as a page that needs turning.
New Password: Elephants
<Not strong enough>
New Password: Ants
New Password: BabyBearsPorridge
Star Wars (1977, PG) a group of terrorists enlist the aid of a drug smuggler and a religious fanatic to bomb the seat of governmental power.
“whats your emergency”
there’s someone in my home
“are you safe?”
it’s a girl
“do you like her”
*starts twirling hair*
I dont know
Mike said he’s breaking up w/ u cause you’re not very smart & u have issues
Me: OMG I DO NOT HAVE HIS SHOES WE DONT EVEN WEAR THE SAME SIZE
LIFE HACK: If a public restroom is locked, violently yank the door handle over and over like a gorilla and never accept that it’s occupied