I like when the ending credits show pictures from the episode I just watched. What a fun trip down memory lane.
A fun game you can play with someone who claims they’re going on a detox diet/cleanse is to ask them to name literally one toxin they’re getting rid of, and why the liver somehow missed it
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“Oh you like this cake? (*Tosses cake out the window*) Oops.” – Game of Thrones
Don’t we all.
FIRST GUY TO EAT A BANANA: hey this is good come here and try it
FIRST GUY TO SLIP ON A BANANA PEEL: ok
Please do not power off or unplug your machine. Installing update 45 of 9484727192873828277362517293847265127826262827262726273633833727…
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish in highly-contaminated water, feed him for a day.
If you know someone who is effortlessly happy all the time, that’s a demon. You’re friends with a demon.
Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job?
[flashback to everyone chanting “SHIT PANTS”]
Me: It was just time for a change.
Highly Misleading Pictures That Will Make You Need To Look Twice At To Understand
me: i love pillow talk
me: what the hell