@behindyourback: a good rule of thumb is to try to live your life in such a way that when you die, your funeral's not drowned out by the world cheering
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@T_Bonezzz: SURVIVAL TIP If a gummy bear is chasing you, curl up like a ball and pretend you're stoned
@MyPolishFace: hey Liam Neeson is your "particular set of skills" gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?
@Cynner777: Buying little gold star stickers so when people I'm speaking with say things I like I'll stick one on their forehead.