@behindyourback: a good rule of thumb is to try to live your life in such a way that when you die, your funeral's not drowned out by the world cheering
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@ch000ch: hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. the captain can't talk cause we both said "hope we don't die haha" at the same time and i jinxed him
@JJSummertime: If I litter my sidewalk and steps with those little pumpkins, does it keep people out or make them trip or what?
@underchilde: Three Most Insane Extreme Sports: 1. Solo Climbing 2. Running of the Bulls 3. Family Reunions
@CoolCamel69: *pulls home cooked meal out of oven* *family awkwardly stares at me* Yup, this is definitely not my house.