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@knot_eye: A group of eavesdroppers is called a heard.
@SkunkRiverNPS: Wilderness survival tip #32: To deter bears from attacking your tent, simply sprinkle your neighbor's campsite with bacon powder.
@fro_vo: *gets last year’s turkey out of the attic*
@Underchilde: Unless it’s that scary chick from The Ring, I really don’t care who is in the restroom with me.
@MoistPork: If you love somebody, let them go. If they're smart, they'll keep going.
@deardilettante: The only good thing about people who wear too much cologne is that they're easier to set on fire.