@Ivsy01: A guy in line just asked me to hold his coffee and I'm like I'm not looking for anything serious right now.
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@jensenmarie_: GUIDE TO BEING BATMAN: 1. Lose parents, inherit everything 2. Let people get murdered 3. Never murder the Joker cause he's the best at puns
@pplwtching: If someone says, "right about now" and you don't respond with "the funk soul brother" we can't be friends.
@Andee_Stewart: The problem w marriage is communication. When I said I hoped he'd go down in a plane I meant more crash & burn, less on the flight attendant