@msmegmensa: A little drunk. Playing scrabble with my cat. Not sure who's winning cause he's eaten most of his tiles.
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@Illiter8: What possible bit about trying to buy a large number of ice cream containers and two boxes of tampons says I want to chat you up, douchebag?
@Carbosly: Right about now, family members all over the country are realizing the Starbucks cards I gave them for Christmas are empty.