@MaryJustice86: A time machine. But just to go back and eat the donuts I once refused.
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@justsomegirl81: Other mom: We only eat organic, gluten free foods. This mom: My toddler ate the lint off the rug so now I don't have to vacuum today.
@funflaps: Guitar dude: here's wonderwall Clumsy dude: here's blunderwall Pirate dude: here's plunderwall Thor dude: here's thunderwall Store dude: here's refunderwall Escaping dude: here's underwall Blue dude: here's undertheweatherwall
@anhonestmess: This is yr brain. This is yr brain on drugs. *turns page* This is yr brain on the beach at Cancun! Awwww, yr brain on yr honeymoon. *turns p