@justsomegirl81: Other mom: We only eat organic, gluten free foods.
This mom: My toddler ate the lint off the rug so now I don't have to vacuum today.
@faungirl123: Me in public: wow does anybody else smell weed?
*but it's me, I smell like weed*
@funflaps: Guitar dude: here's wonderwall
Clumsy dude: here's blunderwall
Pirate dude: here's plunderwall
Thor dude: here's thunderwall
Store dude: here's refunderwall
Escaping dude: here's underwall
Blue dude: here's undertheweatherwall
@anhonestmess: This is yr brain. This is yr brain on drugs. *turns page* This is yr brain on the beach at Cancun! Awwww, yr brain on yr honeymoon. *turns p
@Heronhell: When I die use my body to block up a water slide. No one should have fun once I'm gone
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