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@OctopusCaveman: [About to have sex]
Girl: Do you have a condom?

Me: Yeah

*bird screaching*

Girl: I said condom not condor

Me: *taking condom from bird's beak* Good boy Rory.

Girl:

Me: Don't you feel stupid now?

[About to have sex]
Girl: Do you have a condom? 

Me: Yeah

*bird screaching*

Girl: I said condom not condor

Me: *taking condom from bird’s beak* Good boy Rory. 

Girl:

Me: Don’t you feel stupid now?

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