Who called it “wearing a monocle” and not “putting on a bit of a spectacle?”
Academic paper protip:
end your Conclusion section with
“just as the old woman in the forest predicted”
“in defiance of the prophecies”
You Might Also Like
Was out on the golf course and shot an eagle at Hole 9. Mom doesn’t believe me, but wait till she sees the eagle.
I will never stop laughing at this
I passed a homeless guy who asked “Any change!?” I said “Nope, your still dirty and homeless”. We laughed and laughed and then he stabbed me
[walks up to guys playing basketball]
“mind if I join?”
you any good?
Hell yeah I’m good. Toss me the orange sphere
My 3-year-old was counting on her fingers in the other room.
She finished at 9.
I am concerned on so many levels right now.
Veganism is responsible for The Fall.
Adam & Eve ate the fruit when they should have BBQ’d the snake.
Bad news: pulled a muscle. Good news: implied presence of muscle …
What’s the rule for Twitter crushes? So far I’m in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
ME: There are 18 sheep.
RANCHER: Round ‘em up!
ME: There are 20 sheep.