@AimeeHelene1
@Dr_awfulpants Who decided to call it an English to French dictionary and not a Two – Deux list?
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@Dr_awfulpants 
@FU_TangClan Me: HALLOWEEN!!!
Ween: Hallo!
@pungodly Apparently “I don’t like scary movies,” is not an appropriate response to being asked to watch a wedding video.
@leshnevsky If the chameleons did their work better, we would not know about the existence of chameleons.
@DeepDarkFear If a group of lions is called a pride, then a group of humans should be called an embarrassment.
@daemonic3 *wakes up early on weekend
*makes 12 pancakes
*wakes kids up“Daddy, can we have waffles today???”
*eats 12 pancakes
@JimmerThatisAll This day in history. 1961. In Spain the fascist government of Generalissimo Francisco Franco declared equal rights for women and men. None.
@Chhapiness The best actress award goes to my 5YO for her performance as a hungry and deprived child just before her bedtime
@rockymomax [having sex]
Her: HARDER!
ME: Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150% of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
Her: 44&66 HARDER!
@lejessica I’m so out of shape, I can’t even run away from my insecurities.