Who decided to call it an English to French dictionary and not a Two – Deux list?
Accidentally used the dog’s shampoo today, and I’m feeling like such a good girl.
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If a group of lions is called a pride, then a group of humans should be called an embarrassment.
*wakes up early on weekend
*makes 12 pancakes
*wakes kids up
“Daddy, can we have waffles today???”
*eats 12 pancakes
This day in history. 1961. In Spain the fascist government of Generalissimo Francisco Franco declared equal rights for women and men. None.
The best actress award goes to my 5YO for her performance as a hungry and deprived child just before her bedtime
ME: Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150% of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
Her: 44&66 HARDER!
I’m so out of shape, I can’t even run away from my insecurities.