@Ryanfc706: After months and months on my weight loss supplement, I finally lost $200.
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@ruinedpicnic: *shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: crab seems untrustworthy Day 3: CRA B LEAR N ING TO WRI TE
@EmmBalls: Venmo me $20 and I will comment "yikes" on an enemy's Instagram picture of your choosing
@justabloodygame: "I didn't choose the thug life." I explain, entering an institution of higher learning.