@Marlebean: After my kid listened to that song on repeat for 3 hours, I'm pretty sure the fox said I should take a xanax.
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@Ygrene: Interviewer: so tell me your strengths Me: conducting interviews Interviewer: *narrows eyes* Me: so tell me your weaknesses Interviewer: *starts sweating*
@robottomulatto: donut holes but for onion rings. onion holes and if you steal this idea just know you are taking food out of my family's mouth
@MarfSalvador: passport control: you don't look anything like your picture incredible hulk: THE FLIGHT WAS DELAYED
@downfront: Scientists discover that Jupiter's moon, Europa, may be suitable for human habitation. When asked to comment Jupiter stated, "Oh, hell no."