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@IvoryGazelle: [after Simba is presented to the animal kingdom]

Mufasa: thx for coming, now join us for the celebratory feast

the antelopes: wait, the what now?

[after Simba is presented to the animal kingdom] Mufasa: thx for coming, now join us for the celebratory feast the antelopes: wait, the what now?
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