@amselts: After the machine uprising, robots in the club will dance "The Human" by compulsively overeating and playing with their phones on the toilet
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@fritterfatboy: Him: can we just go back to how it used to be? Her: awww. Like the day we met? Him: No, before that.
@AndyJokedAgain: FRIENDLY REMINDER: Frankenberry is not the cereal. He's the guy who CREATED the cereal. The cereal is his monster.
@: [Being chased by a bear in the snow] Me: Should we hide??! Her: *putting snow on herself* make yourself as white as you can Me *loudly* I find potato salad too spicy
@MourningGlory_: My 22-year-old cousin: My biggest fear in life is that I won't make a difference, that I'll be insignificant. Me: It's really not that bad