@vonny_bravo: Ah, Boxing Day. When your house looks like it slept with it’s makeup on.
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@rolldiggity: Either the kids on my street were playing with sidewalk chalk, or this is a crime scene and a bunch of stars and cats just got murdered.
@thenatewolf: *She gazes lovingly into my eyes* HER: What are you thinking about? ME: [remembering my contractual obligations] How Lexus continues to redefine luxury year after year.