Anakin: …is it possible to learn this power?
Palpatine: *grins* not from a Jedi. Which is why I use SkillShare. SkillShare is an online learning community where you can learn—and teach—just about anything. Get two months of Skillshare Premium for free with coupon code “SHEEV”
Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices
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Sheriff: you mean to tell me you’ve walked into this town for a lame joke set up?
Stranger: things have happened
I’m teaching my 2 year old about currency so I can figure out what coin she just swallowed.
Sometimes I cross things off my to-do list that I haven’t done.
To remind myself that I control the list.
Hey geese crossing the road, u can fly.
“there are some things that money can’t buy”
politician: i don’t get it
How come I can get free wifi with a $3 cup of coffee but I can’t get it with a $150 hotel room?
Her: You like shopping?
Me: Oh god yes!
Her: What’s your favorite place?
Me: The grocery store. There is a whole aisle of just cheese!
*jesus walking on water*
Jesus: 12 disciples and not one of you is filming this?!
My luck can best be described as:
Loses $50 but finds a lighter.
Shit. It’s empty.