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@818Newbie: All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.
@ramblinma: Me: I need to make better life choices.
Also me: CAKE FOR BREAKFAST IT IS.
@capnmcfword: I love how this restaurant keeps a fish tank by the front entrance so I can just reach my hand in and eat a fish on the way out for free.
@Home_Halfway: *Claps along at an opera*
@TragicAllyHere: Things I have in common with an avocado:
-If I’m just on my own I’m pretty bland
-I swing drastically and unpredictably from too hard to too soft
-I’m pleasant for only a very brief window of time
-I’m often found with chips
@ThRealBallsDeep: Is a guy eating peach halves the equivalent of a chick eating a banana?
Asking for a friend...
...but hurry up, I'm almost to the checker