@TheOfflcePics

All the time.

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@iRowlf

You can get a free carton of ice cream at the grocery store if you eat the whole thing before the cops show up.

@realbjdunne

me: help! that guy stole my identity!
also me: no i didn’t

@jake_likes_naps

“Daddy will u tuck me in?:)”
“Ok”
*tucks him in*
“Daddy sing me a song:)”
“Ok”
*clears throat*
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES H

@stormy_hero

[at wedding]
“I now pronounce you husband and wife.”
Couple kisses
*yelling from the back row
“AWKWAAAARD”

@chrisdowning

Mozzarella sticks in the streets, mozzarella sticks in the sheets.

There’s never a bad time for mozzarella sticks.

@JimmerThatisAll

When I was a boy we had to invent snow before we could walk 15 miles through it to get to school.

@Tierno158

CNN reports Hurricane Patricia “hit luxury resorts and impoverished villages with equal ferocity.” Did they expect wealth-based discernment?