@nikkithecanuck: Americans are just Canadians that someone fed after midnight.
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@VerifiedDrunk: If evolution were real you'd think my body would've learned how to be drunk on its own by now.
@samalmightysam: -Honey, what made you fall in love with me? -Your mother. -But my mother lives 5000 miles away. -That's why...