@nikkithecanuck: Americans are just Canadians that someone fed after midnight.
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@POOPSCRUFFIN4U: Church is the worst book club ever. We've been talking about the same book for 2,000 years and most of us still haven't even read it
@Brampersandon_:  ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader
@ThaJawn: (Confessional) Me: I played badminton and enjoyed it Priest: That's not a sin Me: I don't understand this religion...
@krustythe_klown: Dearly beloved, we are gathered her today to place bets on how long this marriage will last because these idiots met 2 months ago.