If you have a friend who’s a pharmacist, and they are ignoring you, just say this: “I was taking antibiotics for an infection, but I feel better now so I’m not going to finish them.” Trust me, they cannot help themselves. They will respond.
…and the award for best lead actress in a dramatic role goes to me for “I Have A Sinus Infection, Why Don’t You Care That I’m Dying”
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Moves shopping cart to allow car to park
Lady doesn’t even say thanks
Puts cart back behind her car
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*goes shopping without makeup and a hair in the messy bun*
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