@sammyrhodes: And the Best McDonald’s Employee of the Month goes to Mad Max: Fury Road.
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@DadandBuried: My son can now reach the light switches so don't come over my house unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure.
@senderblock23: "I heard low winter sun is pretty good." - low winter sun from behind a bush trying to throw it's voice
@cepheusjackson: ME: The plane has wifi? Sweet, I'm going to Skype call that radio psychic. RADIO PSYCHIC: Go ahead caller, you're on the air ME: HOLY SHIT
@AndrewNadeau0: ME: Okay, going out of town for 4 days, so I need 4 days of clothes. MY BRAIN: Cool, cool cool cool… What if you actually need every shirt you’ve ever owned tho?