That heroic moment where one of your chips break off in the dip and you send another one into save it.
Any dog can be a guide dog if you don’t care where you’re going
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Received DM of the day:
Them: Why are you so angry?
Me: Why are you so stupid?
Me: Dave got arrested for forgery
Her: For real?
Me: No for fake
every city has a “guy” they all know about. you can visit a friend in their town and see a man dressed in robes, riding a horse & your friend will go “oh yeah haha that’s horseback jesus” and then that’s just the end of the explanation.
Samantha from Facebook wants everyone to know she & her family are going on a cruise next week just in case you want to break into her house
doctor: you have a brain disorder that causes you to give the most ridiculous responses to serious news
me: that’s a spicy meatball
I ate my dog because it ate my homework. Just kidding, I ate it because I’m Asian.
Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing happened to him I’m just sad to hear about him
I hand-wrote a letter today and now I have the measles and a wood-stove.
a tropical storm BEARING MY MOTHER’S NAME is heading for the beach where my dad is supposed to get married this weekend