@LizHackett: Any other ladies having their period during this Friday the 13th Full Moon want to meet up and combine powers? I'll bring a salad.
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@melissamcewen: People who think Americans won't take trains if they are a couple of hours slower than planes need to meet the Midwesterners who are like "why bother flying it's only a ten hour drive"
@botandy: 'we love the sea because it's where we come from we fear it because we left so long ago', I say suddenly, startling myself, and the waitress
@j0hnonline: Hi we're a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can't ever find our dog.
@dafloydsta: [speed dating] HER: So what do you- ME: How fast can you order a pizza? HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT