@jaboukie: anyone at the gym with no headphones is training to avenge someone’s death
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@KMoFlo_official: I think I accidentally became a nun: ✅ not banging ✅ may have inadvertently taken a vow of poverty ✅ loves long dresses ✅ has a lot of habits
@simoncholland: I hate when someone is on the machine right next to me at the gym and I feel pressured to share these cheese fries.
@whereami18: Saying no thanks to a CW's offer to hit me with their car so I could take the day off proves decisions shouldn't be made before coffee
@fro_vo: Me: so what do you do Date: i'm a pharmacist Me: so farm assist like milking cows Date: no like drugs Me: oh Date: Me: how do u milk drugs