Anyone who has got experience dealing with a friend or loved one who was an addict? Do you have any resources that you found useful? Can you please share? I love you all. Stay safe out there.
![]()
You Might Also Like
Ya know when you buy a bag of of salad and it gets all brown and crusty…. cookies don’t do that
While removing a cat hair from my phone screen I accidentally closed three windows, downloaded two apps, made an unwanted Amazon purchase, and texted my boss a Chuck Norris meme.
My wife said if she heard me chewing one more time, she was going to murder me. So I stole the batteries from her hearing aids.
My 10-year-old is cleaning the kitchen. One roll of paper towels later I have the world’s cleanest kitchen stool.
I love meeting people whose three kids’ names are gibberish but whose dog is named Steve.
While in restaurants as a kid, my parents would pay by credit card in a machine that looked like it could take your finger off
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?”
Best wishes to the local youths I met outside the supermarket today. They asked me to buy alcohol for their gravely ill grandfather whose dying wish is 3 bottles of vodka and a case of beer. I was happy to help. Please give my best wishes to your grandad, guys.
HIM: *turning the heat down* You have the heat too high!
HER: *turning it up* No, YOU have the heat too LOW!
MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: Stop that, this is my office.
People who make grand sweeping generalizations are all idiots
don’t eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather
When William Shakespeares first wrote the bible, he called the four horsemen of the apocalypse Smelt, Dealt, Denied & Supplied.
No thanks, Trix cereal. I have enough drama in my life without a rabbit trying to steal my breakfast.
If the zombie apocalypse hits and you all need a twist tie, my mom has everyone covered.
I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.
I don’t think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work
Hey, remember that terrible date who forgot their wallet and then ghosted you?
Well, LinkedIn thinks you should add this person to your network.
SHARK—i bit 82 ppl this year
OCTOPUS—hold my beer hold my beer hold my beer hold my beer hold my beer hold my beer hold my beer hold my beer
Doctor: your body has run out of magnesium
Me: 0mg
You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown and has gross water in it…
Doughnuts never do that.
[someone attempts to speak to me]
ME: *to self, but at a completely audible volume* okay, remember your training
Moment of silence for the guy in Target who just said to his girlfriend, “that seems like a lot of money for face lotion.”
if I can survive this, I can survive anything
![]()
Not me, making a fresh batch of no bake cookies because I don’t want the kids to know I ate all of the no bake cookies we made yesterday.
Direct deposit: $1400
Me at Dollar Tree: I’ll take 1400 trees
Nobody mentions the strain your marriage experiences when your spouse starts experimenting with turtle necks.
Me: I know exactly what’s wrong with me, Doctor.
Dr: I told you no Google. You Googled, didn’t you?
Me: NO!
Dr: <blink>
Me: One TINY Google.
COP: Is this man bothering you, Sir?
ME: that’s my wife