Are we done? Can we go?
Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.
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I love the smell of fabric softener through the outside vents when people do the laundry. I get a lot of restraining orders though.
me: if I’m guilty of anything it’s caring too much…
judge: no it’s armed robbery
me: *clenches fist* about money
Prom night for my 17 year old daughter, or as I like to call it, ‘Dad spends the evening sharpening his axe’ night.
It makes me a little sad that shaking a vending machine might be the closest I ever come to fighting a robot.
rt if you’d call your friend just to tell them that potatoes came to japan in 1600
A macaron is just an oreo that studied abroad.
Why didn’t I marry a hairdresser or a baker. I did not think this through.
My psychiatrist is mad at me, told him I could hear people but couldn’t see them…he said when does this happen…I said over the phone