@TweetPotato314: Aquaman has to wait a half hour after eating before going on land.
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@Laser_Cat: I have a life threatening EpiPen allergy, so I always carry a peanut butter and bees sandwich with me as a precaution.
@nonsensetwit: If I had a daycare, I think it would be awesome to get each kid to wear one of those backpack-leash things and make them pull me on a sled.
@IAmKashWah: *outside my house* - Don't let them know you have Clifford - Hey you must really like red your whole first floor is red, and barks? - Damn
@MrPhetz: Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon