Apple Computer is taking steps to
protect user privacy.
Their new policy is iWon’t tell…iPromise
HER: you know what your problem is?
ME: no, *grabs pen and begins taking notes* but i’m about to find out
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Him: What? You said I could tie you up and do anything I want.
Me: WELL WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
“Mom can you pick me up a new comforter at the store?”
*Mom returns with Morgan Freeman*
“I love you mom”
Friend: What are you going to make for Thanksgiving?
Me: Probably a scene.
6yo: Your hair looks pretty every day.
Me: Well, thanks.
6yo: Can I have some chips?
Your daughter seems to have nice boyfriends. They all seem to be involved in community service.
[having heart attack] HELP…CAN’T…MOVE
ME: Dude, are you ok?!
ME: Oh, sorry!! Doctor, are you ok?!
bert: i want a divorce
wife: are u…
wife: *holding in laughter* are u sherbert?