@T_Bonezzz_: Ask your doctor if asking your wife what she did all day is right for you
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@trevso_electric: If you want to keep a secret from me, write it and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
@Social_Mime: If someone asks us why we didn't have kids I ask them how many people they've had sex with, and when the awkward silence hits it's peak I'll ask if I'm playing the none of your business game correctly.
@D0GGEAUX: horse: [falls in water] haha whoops seahorse: You are outside of your domain. horse: no see haha it was an accident, i fell- seahorse: The ancient pact has been violated. The invasion begins. horse: wait wha- seahorses [swarming]: THE PACT HAS BEEN VIOLATED THE PACT HAS BEEN VIOL
@flashember: PROPHET DANIEL: Behold! the fourth beast had ten eyes and ten horns. Even the horns had eyes KING BELSHAZZAR: do you even hear yourself Dan