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@s_rumer18: at Dick’s, it is a habit of mine to ask customers if they want their items in a bag after they check out.
today, a woman came up to the register with 2 kayaks to buy.
after ringing them up, i looked her dead in the eye and said “would you like these in a bag?”

at Dick’s, it is a habit of mine to ask customers if they want their items in a bag after they check out. 
today, a woman came up to the register with 2 kayaks to buy. 
after ringing them up, i looked her dead in the eye and said “would you like these in a bag?”

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