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@darkmatter_wimp: At the club, a 6'1" girl was crying in my lap.

I just kept petting her hair, pretending she was a sad giraffe.

Win-win.

At the club, a 6’1″ girl was crying in my lap.

I just kept petting her hair, pretending she was a sad giraffe.

Win-win.

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