@cravin4: Autocorrect got me in trouble again when I invited the neighbors over for a friendly game of Go Fist.
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@iscoff: The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations
@salamingia: I prepare my daughter for disappointment by always giving her the iPad with a 4% charge.
@NakedHangover: Trojan should be sponsoring Teen Mom. That show is the best advertisement for why you should always wear condoms.