Tarantulas make great pets because when they die, rather than grieving you’ll feel an almost overwhelming sense of relief
Autocorrect got me in trouble again when I invited the neighbors over for a friendly game of Go Fist.
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Don’t judge too quickly. We have a lot of sects…
“WHERE DO I SIGN UP?”
Wish the trash would take me out for once.
Did you know that according to FDA regulations a goblin can be labeled as a hobgoblin even if it contains only 3% hob
Why does everyone mention that in space no-one can hear you scream instead of mentioning something positive like how no-one can hear u yodel
Who called them Grammar Nazis and not PRO-Grammars.
[on a date]
“I usually don’t do this but..”
*runs out on date so she has to pay*
If we can’t hit our kids, what’s next? A society slowly becoming less violent as we learn more about child development and human psychology?
Morpheus: take the blue pill, the story ends. Take the red pill, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
Dog: (staring at gray pills) Crap
As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me