@cravin4: Autocorrect got me in trouble again when I invited the neighbors over for a friendly game of Go Fist.
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@squirrel74wkgn: [playing guitar in hotel lounge] Me: *puts out cigarette* Any more requests out there tonight? Front desk: Yes. Would you please get out of the lobby?
@stewnami: They add a scent to natural gas so we can smell it if there's a leak and we're in danger. Same reason Axe Body Spray has a scent.
@Cpez38: *points w/ middle finger* "Sure, take this road for about another mile, pull over & go ask someone else" - Me giving directions.