@Love_bug1016: Avoid the struggle of taking off a sports bra by never exercising.
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@TheMichaelRock: Recipes sound good until you realize that you don't have $846 worth of spices in your house.
@stephanidek: Person with an intense headache: migraines are terrible Unsuccessful wheat farmer: mine too
@Tmoney68: I hop in a tanning bed during storms in the hopes of being struck by lightning & turned into a lame, but beautifully bronzed, superhero.
@UncleDuke1969: ACCEPTABLE RISK Age 12: My parents could find out! Age 21: This’ll either get me high or kill me! Age 45: That might get stuck in my teeth.