Top 5 oxymorons:
1. Jumbo shrimp
2. Civil war
3. Virtual reality
4. Great outdoors
5. Family vacation
Baby terrorist: *points gun* haha I’ve got you now!
Baby spy: *covers face with hands*
Baby terrorist: what!! where did he go???
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