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@ArfMeasures: [Bar]
HOT WOMAN: So I was wondering...*slowly finishes her drink*...if you'd like to see my bedroom
ME: Oh no thank you, I don't have any interest in home decor

[4 days later]
ME *spits out coffee* DAMN IT

[Bar]
HOT WOMAN: So I was wondering…*slowly finishes her drink*…if you’d like to see my bedroom
ME: Oh no thank you, I don’t have any interest in home decor

[4 days later]
ME *spits out coffee* DAMN IT

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