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@ShortSleeveSuit: Basic white girl [laughing]: Yasssss omg I'm dying!

Takes Everything Literally Todd [shocks her with a defibrillator]: NOT ON MY WATCH!

Basic white girl [laughing]: Yasssss omg I’m dying! 

Takes Everything Literally Todd [shocks her with a defibrillator]: NOT ON MY WATCH!

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