@E_lok44: Bee. The reason he needs an epi pen.
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@Glorificus917: When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist.
@MomOfTeen: Walking by the lingerie section Youngest: Why do they make the underwear so fancy? No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.
@brennadine: [Dog asleep on rug] I once killed a bear with my own two paws [Legs move wildly] THAT'S IT I'M WAKING HIM "No Henry. Let sleeping dogs lie."
@amndw2: What's wrong with university websites, a short play: *opens university homepage* *types in search box: "calendar", "academic calendar", "JUST SHOW ME THE PAGE WITH THE ACADEMIC CALENDAR ON IT"* *gives up* *googles name of university + "academic calendar"* *clicks hit #1* ~fin~