@wolfpupy: been feeling trapped ever since i investigated that box propped up by a stick.
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@JediGigi: "Is that old Chinese food in the trash? There's Q-tips in there too? AND a bag of my poop? This is gonna be so good!" --dogs
@LADaddy: The person who came up with "happily ever after" probably didn't realize humans would live longer than 34 years.
@ArfMeasures: Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: You've already written no Doctor: I just looked at you and made a guess Me: well let me tell you, it was a good guess