@BackrowSeats: Been in an accident? Know someone who's been in an accident? If not, call us & we'll come push you down the stairs or something.
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@FrizerkaSandra: Whoever said you cannot live off of wine and cheese alone did not try hard enough.
@3sunzzz: I just opened a Valentine's Day card that was filled with heart confetti. I don't remember the last time I was this angry.
@BritishNicx: Me: Oh yeah, baby. Tie me up and put a blindfold on me...Grrrr. Him: Erm...I'm only here to rob the bank...and I have a boyfriend.