@BackrowSeats: Been in an accident? Know someone who's been in an accident? If not, call us & we'll come push you down the stairs or something.
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@good2go013: How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1. Put some headphones in your pocket. 2. Wait one minute. Ta Da !
@Skoog: therapist: and what is it about this generation that bothers you? satan: i give them the intro tour and they just say shit like “ooo spooky lol” therapist: that's not so bad satan: when i showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said “big mood”
@rickkondell: There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.