Bees disappearing is worrisome because of the environment but also there’s the possibility of invisible bees.
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I’m so poor I can only afford Middle Ramen.
She is very cute, has great energy! 😂
Please help, my kid keeps threatening to teach me chess
*Password must be hard to guess*
New Password: H0neyWhatDoYouWantForDinner?
an artist’s interpretation of the moment I realized there was no cat food in the cupboard
“Shall we proofread this before posting?”
“Fuck it.”
I like extremes. I want a nerd, but he’s gotta be an extreme nerd. Like I don’t even want to understand what he’s talking about.
Women are from Venus, men are wrong.
Do not apologize for your dog coming up to me because this is exactly what I wanted
every single person who owns two cats has one beautiful idiot and one terrifying demon plotting a coup
My response to my boss when he tells me to work harder when I haven’t had a raise in eight years:
#dnd #ttrpg
If I was a vulture, I would make way better use of it than most vultures now. For starters, I would do a lot of ominous circling over weddings.
To apply for a job at Hooters do they hand you a bra and say, “Here, just fill this out.” ?
Having a little nap on the sofa before taking myself up to bed for my main sleep; I call that a snors d’oeuvre.
don’t you dare tell me journalism is dead
After handing a girl my mixtape I asked her if she was ready for TOTAL AURAL SATISFACTION not realizing what it had sounded like.
Just ate three bottles of Flintstone’s vitamins and threw my car like a frisbee
cats: you just cleaned this box, i must use it
dogs: I can’t use a clean area, I must go where everyone has gone before me
Me: How much for the doggy in the window
Store Employee: That’s Karen. She works here
Good Cop: why is your baby crying
Mom: he just won’t take a nap
Pun Cop: looks like he’s
Good Cop: if u say resisting a rest i swear to god
I giveth and I taketh away because I recycleth.
I can make it rain with these here birthing hips.
As in I keep knocking the papers off my desk every time I walk by it.
where’s Godzilla when we need him
Rubbing garlic behind my ears before this corporate fundraiser
The label on the pack of the supplements I just bought says “Keep in a dark place”, so I stored it in my memories.
Playing dead for the alarm clock doesn’t seem to be working
FACT : Half of all missing person reports involve people trying to find their way out of IKEA.
Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear