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@Dadpression: Before I had a child, I never knew that quietly disposing of a balloon could feel so much like a murder.
@c12h22o11balls: Do you ever think Mario gets home after a long day and his wife is dressed in lingerie and all ‘hey handsome’ and he's like ‘I had such a long day, if i have to jump down into one more tunnel I will lose it"