Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you criticize,you are a mile away from them & have their shoes

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If pharmaceutical companies have taught me anything, they’ve taught me that people with life threatening illnesses love to hike.


Bank robber: everyone get down now!

me *starts dancing frantically*


I use a wheelchair. When I’m at a job interview and they ask me what my greatest strength is, I want to say, “I push myself.”


I like my men like I like my books; easy to read and waiting for me in bed. … And does the dishes. Ok this isn’t working


wife: “he never reacts appropriately, just tell him”
doctor: “ok, keith we had to remove both your legs”
me: “where will i keep my car keys”


This Tik Tok video of a kid eating a huge burger while an entire restaurant increasingly loses their shit is the only thing bringing me base human joy rn.


[at funeral]
“it was so sudden”
“yeah right in the middle of rap battle”
I thought you said he died of dysentery
TERRY: That’s right


Can you imagine how awesome sprinkles would be if they tasted like anything?!


Raising Twins

Twin 1: *looking at an old photo album* Is this me?

Me: I literally have no idea.